Querpy tears of joy on this chaser’s face,
I guess they won the brooms up race?
Or maybe it was cold and he took a broom to the nose,
That’s how this story sometimes goes.


Submission by Anonymous

Why the long, querpy face?
Well, he lost the ball during his chaser chase.

And it was cold,
and the cold sucks.

Photo credit: Monica Wheeler Photography 

Dan Hanson, the ever-charming fellow,
produced an apelike querp and a terrifying bellow.
He’d been hit with a bludger and didn’t know what to do, 
and now he was being pick-pocketed too. 

Credit: Monica Wheeler Photography 

Tye Rush thought he let out his fiercest cry of war,
he got this photo instead,
but at least he can soar?

Two little snitchys caught in a tussle,
one querped fiercely and flexed her muscle,
while a fear-filled querp the little blonde one let loose,
she looked as though she’d lost an epic game of duck, duck goose.

Photo credit: Michael E. Mason Photography
 

David Saltzman stared and waited,
he knew a quaffle to the face was what he was fated.
 

As the Emerson keeper querped about in style,
the Boston Riot chaser couldn’t help but smile. 

Aw. :]

Photo by Michael E. Mason Photography 

Willis was a very confused snitch,
he made querp faces well, but didn’t know the pitch.
He picked up a broom and a bludger too,
then hurled it about not knowing what to do. 

Dylan Liu didn’t know what to do.
The Hanson was on him and torturing him too.
His head gear could save him not,
it was something he shouldn’t have bought.

(It made him look ridiculous anyway) 

Corey’s body was filled with fear,
he knew without a doubt the beaters were near.
Then all at once the bludgers came,
his life on the pitch would never be the same.