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A collection of Quidditch players doing what they do best: Querping.

Querp |qua-erp|
adjective - chiefly American
1: The word that describes a particularly stupid looking face.
Example: A mouth-guard protruding smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions.
ORIGIN late 21st cent.: (see FuckYesQuidditch).

This page will run heavily on submissions (please submit them as photos, not text [they get squeeshed]), so submit your fave Quidkid querpin' out!

Querpy tears of joy on this chaser’s face,I guess they won the brooms up race?Or maybe it was cold and he took a broom to the nose,That’s how this story sometimes goes.Submission by Anonymous

Querpy tears of joy on this chaser’s face,
I guess they won the brooms up race?
Or maybe it was cold and he took a broom to the nose,
That’s how this story sometimes goes.


Submission by Anonymous

— 1 year ago with 3 notes
#Teary-eyed querp  #Chaser querp  #NYU  #Submission  #IQA  #Quidditch 
Why the long, querpy face?Well, he lost the ball during his chaser chase.And it was cold,and the cold sucks.Photo credit: Monica Wheeler Photography 

Why the long, querpy face?
Well, he lost the ball during his chaser chase.

And it was cold,
and the cold sucks.

Photo credit: Monica Wheeler Photography 

— 1 year ago with 3 notes
#Chaser Querp  #Crimson Fliers  #Monica Wheeler Photography  #Parker Bushnell  #Snow Cup  #Snow Querp  #IQA  #Quidditch 
Dan Hanson, the ever-charming fellow,produced an apelike querp and a terrifying bellow.He’d been hit with a bludger and didn’t know what to do, and now he was being pick-pocketed too. Credit: Monica Wheeler Photography 

Dan Hanson, the ever-charming fellow,
produced an apelike querp and a terrifying bellow.
He’d been hit with a bludger and didn’t know what to do, 
and now he was being pick-pocketed too. 

Credit: Monica Wheeler Photography 

— 1 year ago with 3 notes
#Apelike Querp  #Chaser querp  #Dan Handsome?  #Dan Hanson  #IQA  #Lost Boys  #Monica Wheeler Photography  #Pickpockets on the pitch  #Quidditch  #West 
Tye Rush thought he let out his fiercest cry of war,he got this photo instead,but at least he can soar?

Tye Rush thought he let out his fiercest cry of war,
he got this photo instead,
but at least he can soar?

— 1 year ago with 2 notes
#Chaser querp  #LOLTHATFACE  #Riverside Quidditch  #Tye Rush  #Work on your war cry  #IQA  #Quidditch 
Two little snitchys caught in a tussle,one querped fiercely and flexed her muscle,while a fear-filled querp the little blonde one let loose,she looked as though she’d lost an epic game of duck, duck goose.
Photo credit: Michael E. Mason Photography 

Two little snitchys caught in a tussle,
one querped fiercely and flexed her muscle,
while a fear-filled querp the little blonde one let loose,
she looked as though she’d lost an epic game of duck, duck goose.

Photo credit: Michael E. Mason Photography
 

— 1 year ago with 5 notes
#Not so fierce  #Querp  #Seeker caught your tail?  #Snitch say what?  #Snitchy Querp  #Two little snitchys  #Yellow  #IQA  #Quidditch  #michael e mason 
David Saltzman stared and waited,he knew a quaffle to the face was what he was fated.  

David Saltzman stared and waited,
he knew a quaffle to the face was what he was fated.
 

— 1 year ago with 2 notes
#Maybe he'll catch a snitch in his mouth?  #Quidditch  #Standford Quidditch  #Headgear  #Coffee Cup  #David Saltzman 
As the Emerson keeper querped about in style,the Boston Riot chaser couldn’t help but smile. Aw. :]Photo by Michael E. Mason Photography 

As the Emerson keeper querped about in style,
the Boston Riot chaser couldn’t help but smile. 

Aw. :]

Photo by Michael E. Mason Photography 

— 1 year ago with 3 notes
#Emerson  #Boston Riot  #NE Regionals  #NERC  #Rhode Island  #Michael E Mason  #Chaser grin  #Keeper querp  #Quidditch  #QUERP  #Querp Slam DUNK 
Willis was a very confused snitch,he made querp faces well, but didn’t know the pitch.He picked up a broom and a bludger too,then hurled it about not knowing what to do. 

Willis was a very confused snitch,
he made querp faces well, but didn’t know the pitch.
He picked up a broom and a bludger too,
then hurled it about not knowing what to do. 

— 1 year ago with 10 notes
#willis andrew miles IV  #Skrewts  #Quidditch  #Snitchy Querp  #Claremont Colleges Classic  #Wannabe beater querp  #CONFUSED? 
Dylan Liu didn’t know what to do.The Hanson was on him and torturing him too.His head gear could save him not,it was something he shouldn’t have bought.(It made him look ridiculous anyway) 

Dylan Liu didn’t know what to do.
The Hanson was on him and torturing him too.
His head gear could save him not,
it was something he shouldn’t have bought.

(It made him look ridiculous anyway) 

— 1 year ago
#Coffee Cup  #Dylan Liu  #Lost Boys  #Lost Hanson  #Querp  #Quidditch  #Stanford Quidditch  #chaser querp  #keeper querp 
Corey’s body was filled with fear,he knew without a doubt the beaters were near.Then all at once the bludgers came,his life on the pitch would never be the same. 

Corey’s body was filled with fear,
he knew without a doubt the beaters were near.
Then all at once the bludgers came,
his life on the pitch would never be the same.

 

— 1 year ago with 3 notes
#Beaters gonna beat  #California Quidditch  #Corey Osto  #UCLA  #fearful querp  #quidditch